i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole


Sophia Collier, River Under Me, 2012 (Carved Acrylic)
people who have good urls but bad blogs
people who have good urls but never use their blog
i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog
and then just go ‘nOPE’
and exit the fuck out of that tab

“Watercolor” Tattoo.
I can just feel that this person is a dedicated artist.
It’s so fucking beautiful and if you think it looks like a “mess” then…open your eyes.
Jesus fucking holy wow
What’s funny is I scrolled past this and was like was that a water color tattoo holy shit. It’s fucking awesome

my favourite that’s so raven symone’s outfit is the graffitied brick wall pattern jumpsuit with the red faux fur trim
when ur at ur friends house helping them put away the dishes